"Armed with Phuzzy's how-to on squidly behavior, I headed out at
lunch for a
little ride and did my first stoppies! I only got the back tire off the
ground by about 1 foot but it was still pretty cool. Now I need to work on
the weelies. I haven't intentionally tired to wheelie yet though I do get
the front tire a couple inches off the ground at WFO in 1st.
Thanks for the write up Phuzzy!"
"How do you think I get so much action? Wheelies, stoppies,
drive the chicks wild!"
-Bill C. (Washington, D.C.)
"I can't believe that bikes come with two wheels! After reading
Guides, I only use one at any given time! My hair also grew back and my
-Bill G. (Seattle, Washington)
"Phuzzy, I want to have your baby!"
-E. MacPhereson (Australia)
"I read Phuzzy's Guide to Wheelies, and now I don't even have a front
on my bike and I sleep with a different woman every night!"
- Pat McCrotch, Squidville, Tennessee
"My Goldwing wheelies so good I had to remove the rear fender!
- Bob Knobb, Lubbock, Texas
"This Guide to Wheelies is so irresponsible. How DARE you suggest
motorcycles can be ridden on one wheel? There's a special place in HELL for
people like you!"
-Mary Jane Rottencrotch, Prudence, New York
With Phuzzy's Guide to Wheelies, you will learn how to mono a bike
safely, and your life will never be the same.